Description
Not heard the phrase crotch goblin before??? Well let us break it down for you, a crotch goblin is a snivelling little snotty shitbag of a child that’s typically found whining about some bollocks or other – not unnoticed is the fact that these little darlings are the spawn of many a mummy’s crotch – so yeah mum’s…thanks for that. Our definition of a Crotch Goblin is the ideal rude, funny and perfectly honest gift for all the mummy’s and daddy’s in your lives – especially your own – after all we’re all somebody’s crotch goblin right??
The print retains its quality and luster when used in both microwaves and the dishwasher.
– Ceramic 11oz mug
– Dishwasher and microwave safe
UglyMugs are truly offensive and downright hilarious. Not only do they make the perfect gift for everybody and every occasion, but they’re the ultimate way to tell someone how you really feel. Whether that’s to their face with their very own UglyMug, or by treating yourself to a mug with a very passive-aggressive message – there will be no mixed messages. Shop the full UglyEnough collection here
Delivery and Shipping
All products are made to order and shipped on demand directly to your door. The products arrive in a sturdy cardboard container unbranded in case you’re ordering them as a gift.
Our fulfilment times are as follows:
Orders placed before 10pm are accepted and processed at midnight on the day of order. Accepted orders will begin the print process typically the following day.
Production times can vary but typically products are made within 2-3 working days.
Shipping
All products are shipped via Royal Mail 48 Hour tracked services unless otherwise specified at point of order.
Shipping costs are calculated as follows:
Royal Mail 48 Hour Tracked : £3.99
Royal Mail 24 Hour Tracked : £4.99
Delivery options are available during checkout. Please double check your shipping address as once orders have been marked as shipped no changes can be made to your order. If you think you have made a mistake with your shipping address please contact us via phone on 01384 377827 email us on bigenough@uglyenough.co.uk
Cancellation, Refunds and Returns
All of our products are made to order so please read the returns policy carefully before ordering your product.
Orders may be cancelled if your order has not been processed for printing, typically orders placed on a given day will be accepted at midnight on the same day and the printing process started the following day. If you wish to cancel your order please let us know via bigenough@uglyenough.co.uk or call us on 01384 377827. Orders that are not cancelled prior to the print processing start will not be eligible for cancellation or refund.
As our products are made to order we do not offer a standard refund policy should you change your mind on a design. Please note that colours on screen may differ marginally from the final product, please ensure that your screen is set to standard colours and not modified.
Faulty Goods
From time to time we recognise that defective or damaged products do occur and whilst this is rare we are always on hand to help. If you do have an issue with your order that is related to damaged or defective goods please let us know within 48 hours of receipt of goods. You can call us directly or email us on bigenough@uglyenough.co.uk with images of your product, a description of the fault and your order number. We are committed to helping you and will review your ticket within 48 hours to advise whether your product is eligible for a refund or replacement.
